Brexit: “We want a unicorn each!”
Remain: “But there’s no such thing.”
Brexit: [mulls] “OK. A pony each then!”
Remain: “How would we even begin to afford that?”
Brexit: “Stop talking Britain down!” *votes for ponies*

Eleven seconds after referendum
Brexit: [furious] “Where’s my bloody unicorn?”
Remain: “But we said…”
Brexit: “I don’t care what you said. I was promised!”
Remain: “Not by us, and—”
Brexit: “NOT MY PROBLEM. I VOTED UNICORN! YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD A PLAN TO GIVE US ALL THE UNICORNS!”