Samsung Ballie has rolled back into view. This orb-like personal assistant on wheels is now infused with Gemini AI. I wrote about it for Stuff, where the cute little robot, in my mind, was transformed into a human-hating psychopath. But, hey, when you hear it speak in the video, you’ll know where I was coming from.

Photoshop for iPhone would once have excited me. But despite it rocking up for iPhone recently, I’m not sure anyone needs it. I mull this over in a column for TapSmart.

Speaking of, Adobe got hounded off of Bluesky. I’m not a fan of social network pile-ons, but Adobe wading in with its size twelves and going HEY KIDS was never going to end well. I sympathise with the social media person who was swamped with snark, but perhaps Adobe should have had a plan in place for this eventuality beyond “delete everything”.

ArcadeMania got approved. Sort of. I’ve written about the absurd story of iPhone arcade emulator MAME4iOS vs Apple before. The developer has now complied with every Apple demand, including a really stupid one that the app should only run ROMs owned by the dev. So right now, ArcadeMania is a husk. The dev aims to update it to make the functionality more standard. It wouldn’t surprise me if Apple blocks that, in full-on troll mode. 

I should note, yet again, that there are plenty of (often dreadful) emulators – including arcade emulators – already on the App Store. And so I really don’t know why Apple has a bug up its arse about this one in particular.

Nintendo officially unveiled the Nintendo Switch 2. You might have noticed. I wrote a few articles for Stuff on the little box of joy:

My daily life is busy – so the Nintendo Switch 2 is the perfect console for me. I’ve been playing games since the early 1980s. But I’m now closer to 80 than when I started playing games. As a busy parent, I don’t have a lot of time. The Switch has been great for keeping my love of games alive, with its slew of cracking bite-sized titles and co-op fare I can play with the nipper after dinner, until she decides she’s too old to play games with dad. Anyway, this column’s all about that.

Switch Virtual Game Cards are a good idea – but I want Nintendo to go further. There’s a tension between physical and digital across all media. Nintendo’s rethought digital games to make them a little more like physical cards. I’m pretty happy with what’s being offered, but, as ever, I wish Nintendo would take things further.

Nintendo Switch 2 Game-Key Cards are the worst of all worlds. Physical media should be yours forever. It’s unclear how many publishers will sell Game-Key Cards – physical cards that don’t have the actual games on them. I hope it’s not many. I hate the concept, even if I understand the reasoning from a tech standpoint. This column may have some passive-aggressive captions.

MusicHarbor hit v5 recently. It fills a gap by letting you track your favourite artists in a manner that Apple Music bafflingly doesn’t bother with. The update handily adds a ‘time capsule’ feature, so you can scoot back through the months and find albums you might have missed. The app is currently the lead item in my best free iPhone and iPad apps list for Stuff.

Some of the best apps are simple. I explore some of my favourites in 18 superb utility apps to boost your iPhone or iPad.

Space Invaders Infinity Gene is back on iPad. Sort of. The original release is my second-favourite Space Invaders game of all time, after Extreme. But it vanished from the App Store during the 32-bit appageddon. EVO is now on Apple Arcade. It looks to be based on the console version, which means it sadly loses the portrait-first set-up that worked so well on mobile. But it’s still pretty great. Also, happily, I still have the original on my first-gen iPad Air anyway.

My innie wrote a review of the Lumon Terminal Pro. Which will mostly sound like gibberish if you’re not a fan of Severance. But if you are, I hope you enjoy my thoughts on a “machine ideally suited for corporations with extremely strict policies on work-life separation”.

AI can be good. And one good AI thing is Arc Search, which on iPhone and Android is a mobile browser that can search the web on your behalf and create magazine-like overviews packed with interesting details and – importantly – sources. If you like the sound of that, check out my Arc Search deep dive for TapSmart.

If Siri can’t handle the basics, what hope is there for Apple Intelligence? I dig into this topic in a column for TapSmart.

Meta is awful. The question is, how easy is it to move on? In another piece for TapSmart, I explore this situation – tricky for many – through the lens of an iPhone user.

Grammarly is busy wrecking websites. David Bushell outlines how its browser extension injects its own CSS that screwed things up for his site. Frankly, there’s no excuse for what Grammarly did. At the very least its custom property names should be obscure to the point they would almost never clash with an existing website’s styles.

Am I afraid of an iOS 19 redesign? Jason Snell asked me this, after I responded to his article mentioning a new consistent design with an XKCD jibe. But I figured that this was worth writing about in fuller fashion. TL;DR: I’m sick of being sick when new designs appear, and really wish more work would be done to make new releases safe for me and the many similar folks who have vestibular conditions.

I learned today that The Entertainer no longer sells Lego. So one of the UK’s biggest toy chains doesn’t stock the world’s biggest toy brand. Online, it’s merely running down stock. That’s wild. But then The Entertainer has long been weird, for example refusing to sell toys relating to witchcraft because they offend the owners’ religious beliefs. I’m not sure why Lego offends them though. Maybe they trod on some bricks late one night.

Atari has created a smartwatch. The Atari 2600 My Play combines a fitness tracker, four games and retro vibes to fashion gadget catnip for the over 40s. And I’m over 40. So, for my Stuff column, I got overexcited at how the My Play could replace my Apple Watch, before coming to the conclusion Apple is what really needs to change.

A report claims Apple is losing $1bn per year on Apple TV+. Lack of viewership is to blame, along with the shallow (but slowly growing) catalogue. Also, to my mind, Apple TV+ movies are expensive to make yet often underwhem. But the TV shows range from solid to fantastic; and as someone who tends to watch one episode of TV per day at most, Apple TV+ offers solid value as part of Apple One. Which is arguably… kind of the point? I’m unsure whether it even matters that Apple is ‘losing’ money on TV+, when it’s part of a greater ecosystem that remains colossally profitable.

The new iPad does not support Apple Intelligence. Over at TapSmart, I outline why this matters – even if many people would suggest a lack of Apple Intelligence is a benefit.

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Lego and Nintendo hate us. If by ‘us’, I mean anyone gagging for Mario minifigs. In the duo’s latest attempt to do anything other than offer them, there’s now a gigantic Mario + kart display piece coming in May. I cover that and other upcoming Lego sets here.

The global video game crash of 1983 was not global.Yet again, this narrative was kicked off by an ill-advised social media post by a journo who should know better, who referred to the European video game industry in the 1980s as a ‘scene’ – and a largely irrelevant one at that. It’s almost become settled fact now that the games industry crashed in 1983 and the NES swooped in to save it. The end. Except no. Even in the USA, this isn’t true, because arcades and home computing continued, relatively unscathed. And during the mid-1980s, other countries, like the UK, had a massive boom in gaming. 

As Kara Jane Adams said, the crash from over here was like watching someone lob a boulder into a river. From the other bank. You didn’t even get wet. If you want to read about what really happened at the time, Critical Kate offered a succinct overview, ChinnyVision posted eye-popping sales stats from Mastertronic (and last year dismantled a similar attempt to rewrite history) and Damiano Gerli wrote a stats-rich deep-dive.

Skype is going away. Which might surprise you if you’d assumed it had long winked out of existence. Still, it was a good excuse to run through the best Skype alternatives for iPhone, published over at TapSmart.

Captain Cowboy has returned to the App Store.Wadonk’s game has my favourite ever mobile game trailer. And the game itself is superb – Boulder Dash with unique twists, playing out on a single, massive map. Get it now, before it goes away again.

Old media crumbles. So digitise it before that happens. That’s the theme of my column for Stuff this week, possibly in an attempt to make me finally digitise my old video art and band tapes from decades ago. Assuming that’s still possible.

Using AI isn’t always a bad thing. Lots of people this week slammed UK Cabinet minister Peter Kyle for saying he used AI to “come up with policy advice”. There must, of course, be caveats. I think as long as he’s using it for research AND the results have source links AND ChatGPT is not his sole input AND he or his team fact-check output AND he’s not then asking AI for literal policy decisions, fine. At that point, it’s a souped-up search engine. Frankly, if we can’t have nuance in the AI discussion, then anyone against its more nefarious applications has already lost.

New Apple devices rocked up recently. So my iPhone and iPad buyer’s guides got a refresh.

For what’s coming next, iOS is reportedly getting another redesign. Michael Tsai has an excellent compilation of responses on his blog. Personally, I’m not looking forward to this for a range of reasons. Apple almost never proactively tests its interfaces for vestibular disorders, which means a potential repeat of the iOS 7 disaster. It also merely adds another visual option to the pile, making operating systems feel increasingly disjointed and inconsistent. And if the rumours are true that the redesign will be based on visionOS – an OS for a device that, charitably, did not set the world on fire, then that’s wild.

Stacking pigs is fun. At least, that’s the case with the cartoon pigs in recently released web game Styscraper. I duly added it to my productivity-destroying free browser games round-up.

Helsing’s Fire is now part of my iPhone classics series. I still really love the main gameplay mechanic, which has you move a torch to play with light and shadow, and then wipe out demons with potions. It strikes me a spruced-up version should really be on Apple Arcade.

Speaking of Apple Arcade, Space Invaders Infinity Gene is making a return to iPhone and iPad. Sort of. The new, weirdly named game, SpaceInvaders InfinityGene EVO ‘evolves’ the original. Although one way it does that is in switching play to landscape. Boo! In the original, that was an Easter Egg of sorts, transforming Space Invaders-style levels into those more reminiscent of Gradius. That said, I’m still hugely looking forward to this one.