“Oh noes!” shrieked the internet, “The Apple iPhone finally has a virus!” Well, a worm, according to the BBC. Well, a worm if you’ve jailbroken your device (against Apple’s recommendation). Oh, and if you’ve also installed SSH.

Clearly, Apple should immediately leap to support people who’ve installed unsupported software on a device that they’ve jailbroken, thereby making it unsupported twice over! Alternatively, it’d be nice if journos would make it clearer that this exploit isn’t down to inherent failures in Apple’s device, but down to people doing stuff with it that the built-in software’s not designed to deal with.