Rummaging through my feed of new iOS games, I spot Commando by IceFish (and immediately think: “Man, Capcom’s going to be pissed with that name”):

Commando

Still, a name’s a name and you have to call your Metal Slug rip-off something, right? And then I spotted the ENTIRELY DIFFERENT Commando Soldier, also by IceFish:

Commando Soldier

As you can see, this is a totally new, unique iOS game, and I felt the urge to immediately buy both games. But before I could click OH MY GOD BUY THIS NOW, Action Commando glued itself to my eyeballs:

Action Commando

Personally, I’m also hugely impressed that these guys managed to get the same score/health/ammo levels/time in place when taking shots for these three games, because that doesn’t at all make me think they’re lazy buggers, trying to spam the App Store with popular game names by flinging out the same game three times.