Good grief. Adobe’s unleashed a ten-minute moan about Apple (YouTube), blaming Apple for having the audacity to not sit in the 1990s and continue driving its company into a wall, reversing, driving it into a wall, reversing, driving it into a wall, reversing— (That’s enough of that — Ed)

The video starts in innocent enough fashion, saying how fab it is to credit Adobe’s programmers on the Photoshop splash screen. Then, approximately all of Adobe’s programmers spend most of their screen-time bitching about Apple.

Russell Williams:

At the WWDC, Apple announced that they were not going to do a 64-bit version of Carbon. Carbon is the programming environment on the Mac. They introduced this other framework, called Cocoa.

Yeah, that Cocoa API that was introduced in 2007 at WWDC, and not, in fact, at the very beginning of Mac OS X (based in part on frameworks from NeXTSTEP/OpenStep). Man, there’s no way Adobe could have realised that was the direction Apple was headed in, apart from Apple having said that from the beginning and stating that Carbon was really a ‘bridge’ for temporary backwards compatibility.

John Penn II:

They yanked the carpet out from under the entire industry at that conference.

Aside, you know, from Apple having said for the previous six years or so that developers should be moving applications to Cocoa. In reality, then, Apple yanked the carpet out from people who’d been going “LALALALALA! I CAN’T HEAR YOU” for over half a decade.

Really, the entire whine-fest is summed up best by Seetharaman Narayanan:

It is not practical to rewrite Photoshop.

In other words, the application had 20 years of built-up crud that needed sorting, streamlining and rewriting. It pretty much sums up too much of Adobe these days. Instead of innovating, it adds crap on top of crap. Instead of working with operating systems, it fights against them. And on the sheer horror of a rewrite: given the choice, it’d presumably still be churning out a PowerPC version for the Mac and running it under Rosetta (and then saying Apple “pulled the carpet out from under the entire industry” when the Rosettaless Lion yomped on in).

Every 18 months, I keep hoping the Adobe of old will return, the one that was full of fire and creativity. I keep hoping that Photoshop in particular will be streamlined and Mac-like on the Mac and Windows-like on Windows. But it’s like watching that great band you loved in the 1980s; you always check out the new album, but you only need to listen to the first couple of tracks to get that sinking feeling and realise you can never go back.

Hat tip: Peter Cohen