Here we go again. The New York Times asks Will Apple’s Culture Hurt the iPhone? Cue: the usual arguments about how Android’s going to pound Apple’s head into the dirt, because—shock!—Android marketshare is about to leapfrog iOS and there are a billion different devices to choose from.

Newsflash one: Apple doesn’t care about the low-end fights where most of this marketshare battle is taking place. It cares about profits. As the PC industry as shown, marketshare counts for shit, unless you’re also making money from what you’re selling. Apple, by comparison, makes money hand over fist with a relatively small chunk of the market. The same would happen if iOS lost a decent-sized chunk of its mobile share.

Newsflash two: Having ‘only’ one device isn’t a drawback—it’s in many ways a benefit. It simplifies things. Customers dither when faced with choices, and many then take the choice to not buy anything. Also, fewer hardware variations typically means tighter software integration and robust devices.

So, New York Times, to answer your question: Will Apple’s Culture Hurt the iPhone? No.