Learning precisely nothing from RIM co-CEOs shouting their mouths off at every opportunity, The Telegraph reports HP’s European head Eric Cador in bullish mood:

In the PC world, with fewer ways of differentiating HP’s products from our competitors, we became number one; in the tablet world we’re going to become better than number one. We call it number one plus.

Ben Brooks asks:

Plus what? Plus crap? Plus B.S.? Plus stickers?

Probably plus [SUB: INSERT RANDOM NUMBER HERE], thereby making it have a bigger number than the iPad regarding its position, because PC guys know that bigger numbers are better, right?