Joanna Stern on the Samsung Series 7 Slate PC:

It literally has the guts of a high-end laptop, including a dual-core Core i5-2467M processor, 4GB of RAM, and a 64 or 128GB SSD.

Oooh. Well, oooh, if you care about specs, which most people don’t these days. So, um TECHIEOOOH.

Yet despite those organs, it is said to have over six hours of battery life.

iPads of course clock in at over six hours, too; in fact, they nearly double that. Still, Apple kit’s a rip-off, so maybe the Samsung tablet will at least be affordable.

The 64GB version, which comes with a stylus

Extra value in a losable pointing stick!

will ring up at $1,099.

Just like the iPad, if you buy an iPad 2 while simultaneously setting fire to $400.

Samsung’s done a very nice job of cramming all those components into a .5-inch and sub two-pound tablet.

Thereby making it only merely nearly twice as heavy as the iPad.

[T]he biggest problem is the software, and while the pen and keyboard make Windows 7 more palatable, finger input remains a huge issue. In my short time with it, I mistakenly poked the minimize window button rather than the maximize and struggled to dig out the Paint program from the Start Menu. Samsung is trying to improve things with its Launcher program, which is basically a series of app homescreens, but that skin doesn’t go very deep. Your best bet here is to keep the pen in hand.

Sounds great. So what’s the verdict?

[T]he Series 7 Slate may be the best Windows 7 tablet ever made

Sounds a bit like someone waggling a smallish stick and saying it’s the best stick you could poke yourself in the eye with. I’m still struggling to get Microsoft’s tactics. It has a great OS in Windows Phone that looks like it would be perfect for tablets, but, no, instead they’re still trying the same ‘normal Windows on a tablet’ thing that’s proven to have failed badly for years now.

Hey, Ballmer: 2001 called and wants its concepts back!

Hat tip: Curious Rat.