Rory Cellan-Jones for the BBC:

Why rush out and buy the new, new thing if it looks just like that old phone that’s been around for more than a year?

Yes, why do that? You’d never, say, buy a new TV that looked much like the old one, because it had a better display or more features. You’d never buy a new amp and speakers, even if they looked like your existing ones, if they offered a much better audio experience. You’d certainly never buy a new electric guitar, ever, even if its sound was astonishing compared to the electric guitar-shaped object you already owned.

So, yes, the iPhone 4S is clearly a complete disaster. If we ignore digital assistant Siri, the A5 chip that’ll massively boost app (2x) and graphics (7x) performance, the improved camera (8 MP stills; 1080p video), and the revamped antenna, WHAT THE HELL WAS APPLE THINKING? It looks the same as an iPhone 4! How will tech geeks be able to show off now? They’ll have to actually speak to people and say “LOOK AT MY NEW SHINY THING” rather than nonchalantly point at a device with a new and exciting form! They’ll have to avoid chucking out all their accessories, because they’ll still work! The horror!