Apple tries to contain its disappointment as disappointing iPhone 4S gets only a disappointing ONE MILLION pre-orders in disappointing first 24 hours
Yeah, that iPhone 4S. What a disappointment, eh? I guess the one million pre-orders in just 24 hours will be rapidly dismissed by idiots as being all made my idiots, with only the former idiots actually being proper idiots. Those idiots (the actual idiots, mind) will be crossing their idiot fingers, hoping desperately that Apple somehow manages to sell no more iPhones at all until the iPhone 5 comes out. The idiots.
Apple:
Apple® today announced pre-orders of its iPhone® 4S have topped one million in a single day, surpassing the previous single day pre-order record of 600,000 held by iPhone 4.
Translation: See? SEE? All you tech pundits that said we’d screwed up are dolts. SEE? This is why our PR people ignore you. Probably.
iPhone 4S is the most amazing iPhone yet, packed with incredible new features including Apple’s dual-core A5 chip for blazing fast performance and stunning graphics; an all new camera with advanced optics; full 1080p HD resolution video recording; and Siri™, an intelligent assistant that helps you get things done just by asking.
“Siri, how do we get tech pundits to think before they type?”
I’m one for who it’ll be my first iPhone, having finally got annoyed with the sheer hideousness of Android’s app infrastructure and the disastrous design faults on the HTC Desire that basically stop you ever using apps in the first place.
Can’t be alone.
I thought the Iphone wasn’t about the specs?