The Observer hires a playwright and poet to write bullshit about Apple
Clearly I’m a bit of a traditionalist, because I always think it’s a great idea when publications hire people to write for them because they have knowledge of what they’re writing about, or because they can research things properly, rather than because they can write an entire sentence without USING ALL-CAPS LIKE SOME KIND OF CRAZY PERSON.
So, well done, The Observer, for unleashing Richard Rogers on a bizarre anti-Apple piece Apple’s self-inflicted bruises take the shine off its untouchable brand. Among various slices of fried bullshit, Rogers unleashes this little gem: “… there is growing resistance to the ‘closed shop’ nature of its products, the ‘Mac monopoly’ that means users must buy their music through iTunes.”
This comes as a massive shock to me, being a writer for various Mac, iOS and tech publications. I was under the impression that iPods of all kinds have always supported MP3, and that with modern music stores largely eschewing proprietary DRM, you can pretty much buy music from anywhere. Clearly, the albums I’ve bought from Amazon and Play that are now sitting on my “closed shop” iPhone (Rogers’s term, not mine) are figments of my imagination.
Ian Betteridge asks if a paper would run “BMWs are highly-rated cars, but you have to purchase all your tyres through BMW,” and concludes: “But you wouldn’t actually get the chance to write that in a motoring section, because motoring is a ‘specialist’ bit, while technology, apparently, is thought of by The Observer as ‘something which we can get any freelancer capable of stringing two words together without making the sub-editors grumble to do’.”
I think it’s great that technology is becoming more usable and mainstream. I think it’s great that pretty much anyone can pick up an iPhone and use it, without first spending hours perusing manuals. What isn’t great is when editors of national newspapers then extrapolate such trends and decide that, hey, we’re only writing about Apple stuff, and everyone knows about that, right? Especially when the ‘playwright, poet and freelance journalist’ hired clearly can’t be bothered to do research beyond looking at other dumbass websites spreading disinformation.