The only benchmark bullet-point that matters in modern computing

A really nice article by Ben Brooks on the most important benchmark ‘bullet point’ in computing rapidly changing in recent years.

Years back:

Growing up there was really only one bullet point on computers that I cared about: clock speed. I knew that the faster the CPU, the faster the computer. This drove my buying decisions […] for many years

And now:

Battery life is the new benchmark—it’s the first thing that I look at on any new piece of hardware. We can now, finally, make the reasonable assumption that both the hardware and software is fast enough on most devices—so now what matters is portability

I largely agree. I think there will always be people who consider chip-speed, RAM and other technical aspects of a device of paramount importance, but they will continue to diminish in number. However, while computers and mobile are mostly ‘fast enough’ and ‘powerful enough’ for a typical user’s requirements, you can bet most people would bite your arm off if you could double the battery life of their tablet, smartphone or laptop tomorrow.

April 20, 2011. Read more in: Apple, Opinions, Technology

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AV vote explained using jungle animals

OK, this post is another for the Brits, since it’s about the upcoming voting reform referendum. There’s a great YouTube video by CGPGrey on AV versus FPTP. (Hat-tip: @sneeu.) The big take-homes for people who are undecided but who haven’t written off AV:

  • AV is able to simulate a bunch of elections, where the least-popular candidate is eliminated after each round, without the time and expense it’d take to run a bunch of campaigns one after another.
  • AV is a better system, because it produces winners that a larger number of voters can agree on.
  • While the AV system has its flaws, any problems AV has are shared by FPTP: susceptible to gerrymandering; not proportional representation; trends towards two parties over time.
  • AV has no spoiler effect, where a third candidate splits the majority vote. This has long been a massive problem in the UK, where the liberal/left vote has been split between Labour and a version of the Liberal party, whereas the conservative right has been unified. Under AV, assuming the ties between Labour and Liberal Democrat voters remain somewhat intact post-coalition (and therefore vote for each-other as second choice), AV would lead to the Commons reflecting the political make-up of the UK more accurately more often.
  • Using AV, citizens can help support and grow smaller parties they agree with, without worrying that they’ll put someone they don’t like into office.
  • AV requires bigger parties to be less complacent and campaign harder to get more people to vote for them (which is why the Conservatives are so rabidly anti-AV and why some Labour MPs are against it).

To my mind, AV is far from perfect. I would still prefer a proportional system, where the votes cast lead to a Commons that reflects those votes. However, AV is a step in the right direction, which is why I’ll be voting in favour of it.

Whatever your intentions, though, please ensure that if you vote you do so on the basis of the system you believe in, and not propaganda. At the moment, much of the debate centres on Nick Clegg, and the referendum appears in danger of being some kind of national Nick Clegg approval rating generator. Clegg is politically toxic; unless the coalition becomes massively popular by 2015, Clegg’s dead in the water from a political standpoint and won’t even be leading the Lib-Dems into the next election. To that end, he really doesn’t matter. Ditto the Lib-Dems as a party. The no-to-AV campaign seems to think it’ll propel the Lib-Dems into some kind of equality with the Tories and Labour—it won’t. Under current polling, AV might help the Lib-Dems save a few seats, but they’ll still be down by over 60 per cent under either system. And said saving would be ‘fair’ anyway, since it always takes way more votes to elect a Liberal Democrat than a Labour or Conservative candidate.

If you favour First Past The Post, that’s fine. But vote for it because you believe in what the system is and what it represents, not because you hate Nick Clegg. And if you’re undecided, watch that YouTube video, because it might make you think a change is just what’s required to make British voting a little fairer.

EDIT: Nice overview of no vote tactics here from @unloveablesteve.

April 19, 2011. Read more in: News, Opinions, Politics

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RIM versus Apple: how everything is changing regarding IT

What on Earth Happened to BlackBerry, by Farhad Manjoo over at Slate Magazine, nicely sums up why RIM’s having trouble coming to terms with the current era of mobile technology:

When they talk about RIM’s strengths, the company’s leaders like to point to their “CIO friendliness.” The trouble is, being friendly with CIOs doesn’t matter as much as it used to. Nowadays people don’t ask the tech guy which mobile gadgets pass muster. Instead, tech guys look to employees to decide which gadgets to support. RIM’s strategy—to infiltrate companies as a first step to becoming a mass-market hit—has been eclipsed by the Apple approach, which is to infiltrate schools and homes, and then hope that regular people nag their IT guys to let them use iPads at work, too.

April 18, 2011. Read more in: Apple, Opinions, Technology

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Spotify CEO kills free service, needs money for ninjas

Those bastards at Spotify are coercing people into paying for music, rather than getting a musical moon on a stick for free, the bastards. In Upcoming changes to Spotify Free/Open, the greedy swines rattle on about setting fire to your free account, and quite literally punching you in the face until you cough up for a subscription.

Spotify CEO Jens Ivantyourmoneysson said:

We’ve got this deal with record labels that involves hiring a combination of ninjas and boxers. The ninjas will sneak into your house at night and let in the boxers, who will punch you in the face until you agree to a subscription.

Sitting in his underground lair, watching his gigantic Spotify ROCKETODOOM being created, stroking a white cat, he then continued:

If you don’t do this, you’ll have a broken nose and we will also curb your listening habits. You’ll now only be able to play a track for free up to five times; on the sixth, it will spray salt into your eyes, your computer will explode and we’ll send round the boxer again. You’ll also be limited to ten hours of free Spotify listening per month, but we will aim to ensure you get unlimited punches to the face.

When asked by a journalist about how Spotify could do such a harrowing thing to users who’ve supported Spotify since the start by launching the app and listening to music, for free, with only the occasional interruption from advertisements, and doing nothing else, but doesn’t this smack of pure greed, and won’t people just go back to piracy now, and, you know, I was going to get a paid account—honest—but I’ve now changed my mind because of your evil plans, Ivantyourmoneysson quite literally exploded on stage.

A subsequent joint statement from all major record label CEOs read:

Hahahahahahaha!

April 17, 2011. Read more in: Music, News, Opinions, Technology

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The right to die should be everyone’s right, by law

The BBC will soon air a documentary on assisted death. Hosted by Terry Pratchett, diagnosed with early onset Alzheimer’s disease in 2008 and now a campaigner for the choice to end one’s life, he will meet people suffering from degenerative conditions, and will be with a man as he carries out an assisted death at the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland.

I’ve never fully understood how people can be against assisted death, when the person who’s dying has made the choice and has been confirmed of sound mind, over an extended period of time. Even religious arguments dumbfound me, going on about the sanctity of life over the quality of life. Sadly, this has been the reaction to the BBC documentary in the press.

Unsurprisingly, the Daily Mail was first out of the gate with Amanda Platell’s Pratchett’s a hero, but on this he’s plain wrong. Platell starts well, but it doesn’t take long for the mask to slip. Initially, she lauds Pratchett as a “compelling champion” for research into the treatment of Alzheimer’s, noting he’s:

raised the profile of the debilitating disease and talked movingly about the horrific way it robs victims of their minds.

She also states:

He has also calmly spelt out his own desire to end his life when he chooses, not when the disease does. He won’t want to be pitied, but it is impossible not to feel deeply for Sir Terry, and one can understand only too easily why he might in time choose to take his life.

But then the article turns, violently. She talks about the aforementioned BBC documentary, using provokative language (my emphasis):

In Terry Pratchett: Choosing To Die, the author sits beside the 71-year-old man known only as Peter, who suffers from motor neurone disease, and watches him die slowly from a lethal cocktail of drugs in a Swiss clinic.

It will be the first time the moment of a suicide victim’s death is screened on television.

It’s accurate that the drugs are ‘lethal’ in that they kill you, but it’s not like Peter will neck a bottle of painkillers and hope they do the job. The drugs Dignitas use are essentially designed to make the person fall asleep. And while Peter is committing suicide, calling him a ‘victim’ seems a bit of a stretch—he’s chosen this end, for his own reasons.

More mask-slippage follows:

Whether or not you agree with assisted death and what goes on at the controversial Dignitas clinic in Switzerland where the suicide takes place is almost beside the point.

To my mind, this is the almost pathologically liberal BBC at its worst, producing a propaganda film for the pro-euthanasia lobby and deliberately offending the significant number of Britons who believe in the sanctity of life.

And there, in a nutshell, is Platell’s objectivity utterly removed. The BBC, by doing something brave and giving us insight into Peter (also doing something brave) and his reasoning, perhaps enlightening viewers and providing understanding, is ‘almost pathologically liberal’. (Is the BBC ‘almost pathologically religious’, too, for screening Songs of Praise, Platell?)

But these are the words that most anger me:

deliberately offending the significant number of Britons who believe in the sanctity of life

You know what? Tough. Too bad. If you’re that ‘offended’, don’t watch the damn show. If you believe in the sanctity of life over the quality of life, bully for you. But other people have other viewpoints, and the BBC’s remit requires that all are catered for. Just because some people are going to be most upset because of their ideals and beliefs (rather than because a man is deciding to die) shouldn’t stop the BBC from running this kind of programme, especially if it does an extremely good job in showing everything that happens during the process (as in, the process from the decision onwards—not the final moments).

Platell doesn’t get this at all:

What makes this all the more insidious is the high moral tone adopted by the corporation. ‘The BBC does not have a stance on assisted suicide, but we do think this is an important matter of debate,’ says a spokesman.

Giving Sir Terry free rein in a documentary on this highly sensitive matter seems like a pretty strong stance to me.

Again, no more a stance than the BBC being overtly religious for screening Songs of Praise. (Note: in case you’re wondering, no I don’t think the BBC is being overtly religious for screening Songs of Praise.)

And the very fact that Sir Terry is the front man is in itself a form of moral blackmail.

Gosh, yes, good point. It makes no sense at all to have the show hosted by someone with a vested interest in the subject. It would have been much better to have you host it, Platell, yelling “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? GOD HAS A PLAN!” at Peter, every step of the way.

Still, that’s the Daily Mail, eh? But, sadly, looming into view comes Who is to judge which lives are worth living?, by Barbara Ellen in The Observer.

Ellen’s tone is a little more impartial, but there are a lot of elements of her article that are unhelpful at best.

Pratchett says: “Everybody possessed of a debilitating and incurable illness should be allowed to pick the hour of their death.” Clearly, with him, the dignity of choice is paramount. However, while one has enormous sympathy for Pratchett suffering such a vile disease, the fact remains that he is a rich, powerful man and it is highly unlikely that his wishes would be ignored. With respect, euthanasia laws are not in place to protect people such as him. What of those who may have their “choice” taken away, even if they don’t want to die?

That is quite a leap, on a number of levels. Choice doesn’t always fully exist under the current system. Doctors make decisions every day on people’s conditions that lead to ‘care’ being withdrawn, regardless of the wishes of the patients (since said wishes often don’t exist, or aren’t available or accessible, for various reasons). But, more to the point, Ellen seems to assume that Dignitas has no safeguards, or that if the UK adopted some kind of more liberal euthanasia laws, there’d be shady characters with black bags, roaming the streets and knocking off pensioners.

What people like Pratchett are campaigning for is the right to die. He’s not campaigning for the equivalent of a drive-through death centre—it’s clear that any changes in law would make a British approach to assisted death lengthy, with many levels of protection, not only to ensure coercion isn’t happening, but also to guarantee that this is what the person who wants to die really wants (as opposed to a relatively fleeting decision).

The filming of the death seems secondary – for me, it has the opportunistic whiff of a medicalised snuff movie, but that’s just my opinion. No one is forced to watch, just as no one is forced to watch all the births on television these days.

Will people watch for ghoulish reasons? Perhaps. But that doesn’t make this a snuff movie. The documentary isn’t about the death—it’s about the reasons behind it and the fact someone in the UK cannot die in this manner in their own country, despite us—last time I looked—no longer living in the Middle Ages.

There are bigger issues at stake, not least the arrogance of the pro-euthanasia able bodied towards the profoundly ill – the unseemly rush to pronounce the lives of others “not worth living”.

I don’t know any ‘pro-euthanasia able bodied’ rushing to pronounce the lives of others “not worth living”. I would never seek to suggest to someone whether their life is worth continuing with or not, for the very obvious reason that I simply do not—and cannot—know. All I know is my own life; and should I ever be in the situation where I either cannot take any more pain or am literally slipping away (the thing Pratchett is scared of—and something I watched happen with my grandmother, who recognised no-one and remembered almost nothing of herself during her last year alive), I would hope the law is such that I at least have the right to die. I’m not saying I’d make that choice—but it should be my right.

A recent study discovered that some sufferers of locked-in syndrome – as many as three out of four of the main sample – were happy and did not want to die. Such studies are flawed (some sufferers are unable to articulate either way), but it should still give us pause for thought before blasting off about “lives not worth living”.

Again, this is misdirection. No-one’s talking about doctors visiting people with a checklist. It’s not like you get a score and—whoops!—if you’re under 3/10, out comes the needle! Any decision must come from the sufferer—and that’s what people are campaigning for.

Likewise the knee-jerk: “They wouldn’t have wanted to end up like this.” Of course not – who would? – but that might not be the end of the story. How individuals feel when they are fit may change considerably when their health fails. Like those with locked-in syndrome, they may adjust to a life that is very different, often difficult, but just as precious. Who are we to judge?

Who are we to deny someone the right to end their life if they haven’t adjusted after a long period of time with whatever condition they have? It’s their life, not yours.

Personally, if I ever get something nasty, I’d rather be with a God-botherer than somebody who decides I’m looking peaky, books a Swiss flight and whisks me off to the ghouls at Dignitas. Or maybe I wouldn’t – maybe I’d be begging for death. The hope is that I’ll choose.

And the point is, in the UK right now, you do not have that choice.

April 17, 2011. Read more in: News, Opinions, Politics

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