Temporarily fixing problems with iTunes 11 Wi-Fi sync with an iPad, iPhone or iPod touch

I decided iTunes 10 was a big pile of junk, in part because it regularly couldn’t see iOS devices on the network over Wi-Fi. The devices weren’t especially hidden, given that other apps and services could see them—it was just iTunes that was being stupid. Well, iTunes 11 arrived today and it’s same-old, same-old. The two iPads in the house were picked up, but the iPhone was not, which was just great. And by ‘great’, I mean ‘good grief, Apple, is it really that difficult to get this rather important aspect of your software right?’

Anyway, the old tried-and-tested means of getting Wi-Fi sync working again, at least temporarily, seemed to do the job. The method is as follows:

  • Connect your device to your Mac, like some kind of idiot living in 2005.
  • Hope that iTunes at this point actually recognises the damn thing.
  • Uncheck ‘Sync with this [device] over Wi-Fi’.
  • Click Apply.
  • Check ‘Sync with this [device] over Wi-Fi’, laughing internally and ironically about all those old ‘Microsoft car’ jokes.
  • Click Apply.
  • Unplug your device, while hoping iTunes won’t immediately forget it exists.

If the second step doesn’t work for you, try rebooting everything. If that doesn’t work for you, I strongly recommend making voodoo dolls of the iTunes engineering team and stabbing them with pins. There’s only a very remote chance this will have the desired effect of them feeling your tech pain first-hand, but it’s got to be worth a go.

November 29, 2012. Read more in: Apple

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Biggest sales day for Kindle as Amazon sells three times unknown number!

Amazon has thrilled the tech industry with the story Biggest Sales Day Ever for Kindle Family on Black Friday: Kindle Sales Triple the Previous Record. As you can tell from the press release’s title, Amazon sold a whopping three times more Kindles than on any other day. The total sales of Kindle Family devices were [figure redacted by Amazon], which looks hugely impressive when compared to the previous figure, which was [figure redacted by Amazon].

Naturally, this compares favourably to the sales of Apple’s iPads, mostly in the minds of tech hacks who totally ignore the thorny issue of Amazon never actually providing any figures whatsoever, and who don’t realise that, for all we know, Amazon’s previous record might have been seven Kindles.

Amazon continues:

Customers can learn more about the Kindle family at www.amazon.co.uk/kindlefamily.

Although not, you know, how many Kindles it’s actually sold.

November 26, 2012. Read more in: Technology

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Skyfall: James Bond’s return to male-gaze misogyny

I saw Skyfall last night, having skilfully avoided spoilers for a couple of weeks. I’m not really a big Bond fan, but I thoroughly enjoyed Casino Royale, which appeared to be a more modern, gritty and open-minded take on what had really become an oily slick and dated super-spy overblown popcorn fest. Although follow-up Quantum of Solace was a disappointment, I’d heard great things about Skyfall. Many reviews had proclaimed it to be the best Bond ever, and I’d also seen a surprising amount of commentary from people arguing the film marked a turning point regarding Bond and sexism. Several such columns were written by women. This all sounded very promising.

Perhaps this is why the film shocked me. Not in terms of the plot, which was generally ham-fisted, illogical, and yet trying really very hard to be clever; instead, it merely overcomplicated things, leading to a surprisingly flabby run-time. Not in terms of the set-pieces, which had their moments but rarely elevated themselves beyond typical action fare (and having recently seen Dredd—a hardcore take on action films—Bond was PG by comparison). No, what shocked me was James Bond seemingly forgetting what century it’s set in, and those in charge doing a semi-reboot and partying like it’s 1969.

Note that if you’ve not watched the film yet, you might want to stop reading, because there are spoilers ahead.

Really.

Spoilery spoilers.

OK, then…

Not every film is going to promote equality and nor should it be forced to. Real-life has sexism, and so it goes that characters within movies will be sexist, including Bond. To some extent, this is a given: Bond is portrayed as a cold-hearted weapon that uses anything as a tool to get his way and succeed in his mission. However, this does not excuse the Bond film itself from extolling the same values. In other words, just because Bond is a sexist who discards women like candy wrappers, there’s no reason why the film itself cannot offer strong women as characters. Indeed, Bond has offered strong women recently, such as the relatively complex Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale, and also Judi Dench’s wonderfully hard-arsed M, for me one of the few redeeming aspects of the Brosnan Bonds.

Here are the women I specifically remember from Skyfall, and how I read what the film did with them:

  1. The unnamed woman Bond wakes up with, having survived in an unlikely manner his being shot and falling hundreds of feet to a river, and then plunging over a waterfall. Did she save his life? Who knows? She doesn’t get an introduction, nor a single word of dialogue. She’s just set-dressing—titillation that doesn’t even really move on Bond’s story. (The entire section could easily have been cut right to a drunk Bond attempting to down a shot with a scorpion on his hand.)
  2. Sévérine, a victim of constant sexual abuse (having been enslaved by traffickers for a number years), a fact that she shares with Bond, while visibly shaking. Knowing this, and despite saying he could help her, Bond’s next act is to sneak into Sévérine’s room and have sex with her in the shower. A couple of scenes later, she’s tied up with a glass of whisky on her head, and unceremoniously dispatched by the film’s bad guy. Bond quips that was a “waste of good scotch”, which is just astonishingly callous. It reduces Sévérine to nothing but a plot-device vehicle, and transforms Bond into an utterly irredeemable shit, beyond all hope. But compare this to the Bond in Casino Royale who comforted Vesper Lynd in the shower when she was shaken. In Skyfall, he’d have probably just shagged her too. I was wondering if at some point, Daniel Craig would tear off his mask, revealing a laughing Roger Moore underneath.
  3. A female MP leading an enquiry, whose main role appeared to be banging on a bit before being told to pipe down by a man.
  4. M, as previously mentioned, a capable head of MI6, only in this film she’s rebooted as a relatively inept head of MI6. Although she somewhat gets to show her worth towards the end of the film, setting up booby traps during a firefight, she’s ultimately killed for no obvious plot reason, and immediately replaced by a man, because that’s clearly the way things should be at the top of MI6!
  5. Eve, a capable, tough agent, who is ordered to take a shot that results in Bond being hit rather than the bad guy MI6 were chasing. For reasons unknown, Eve doesn’t shoot again (perhaps through shock). Regardless, she subsequently saves Bond later in the film, yet decides to become a secretary, given that the non-shock reveal was that her surname is Moneypenny.

So if you’re taking note, women in Skyfall are one or more of disposable, throwaway, incompetent, “know their place” or set dressing. With Dench’s departure, the only confirmed recurring role will be Moneypenny, and I can only hope she won’t be the Moneypenny of old, but a new incarnation who does more than receive Bond’s bursts of innuendo. But given how the writers cast women in Skyfall, I’m not optimistic.

Again, that Bond himself as a character is clearly sexist isn’t the issue— it’s that Purvis, Wade and Logan churned out a script that marginalised women and reset Bond to the 1960s. What’s even more baffling is how Skyfall has been championed as a less sexist and more modern take on the character, rather than the throwback that it is.

Further reading: Giles Coren’s Bond, Villain, in which he states the shower scene was “so vile, sexist and sad that it made me feel physically sick”.

November 17, 2012. Read more in: Film

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I wonder whether Apple might consider bringing him back as their CEO

Tech pundits are strange creatures. I’m fairly certain some of them don’t bother with trifling matters such as listening to what they’re saying or reading what they are writing. Take, for example, Andrew Keen’s piece on TechCrunch. He trots out yet another piece about Steve Wozniak, Apple’s co-founder that’s had bugger-all to do with anything Apple’s done in a very long time, and who while being a brilliant engineer had about as much marketing savvy as a squirrel.

In case you’re wondering, his latest nugget of info is that he’s concerned Microsoft has become a more innovative company than Apple. (Microsoft’s current innovation, in case you’ve forgotten, is to desperately try to make tablets into laptops, while desperately trying to make its tablet OS run Windows-style Office apps, while desperately trying to remain relevant.) Well, fair enough. This is what Woz does these days—he talks about tech stuff, and because of his place in the history of computing, people listen. They ignore his overtly engineer focus, and the fact his hit rate in terms of what will come to pass is no better than anyone else’s, but they listen. And then they report. And then they suggest what he says has bearing on the current market, when it mostly doesn’t.

To be fair, Woz also seems like a really nice guy. I’m sure I’d get swept up in what he’s saying should I ever get the chance to meet him, but not quite to the same level as Andrew Keen.

Much has been said about his unworldliness, but Woz is now so savvy, smooth and smart that I wonder whether, if Tim Cook should stumble, Apple might consider bringing him back as their CEO.

THERE ARE NO WORDS.

November 14, 2012. Read more in: Apple, Technology

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Can you spot the snag with the Txtr beagle ereader?

The Guardian has a review of the oddly named Txtr beagle e-reader. See if you can spot the minor snag.

the Berlin-based firm behind it, announced plans to sell the device for just £8 (yes, really) – that’s £61 less than the current entry-level Kindle.

Not sure how they’ll manage that price-point, but OK. This could potentially open ebooks up to loads of people.

Its plastic moulded body feels surprisingly solid in the hand.

So it doesn’t feel awful, despite being really cheap. Sounds good.

The screen is a 5in eight-level greyscale E-Ink display with a resolution of 800 x 600 pixels. That compares with the entry-level Kindle’s 6in 16-level greyscale E-Ink display [with a higher PPI than the Kindle]

This really is sounding too good to be true. Man, I hope this idea doesn’t somehow slam headlong into a wall.

[It’s] more than 20% lighter than the Kindle.

Cheaper. Brighter. Sharper. Blimey.

The beagle offers 4GB of internal sold-state storage.

Like the Kindle!

The Kindle beats the beagle because although both support digital book formats (ePub for the beagle, AZW for the Kindle) and PDF documents, the beagle stores and displays ebooks and PDFs as highly rendered bitmaps – it’s essentially a bitmap viewer.

Like the— Hang on. What?

 the beagle stores and displays ebooks and PDFs as highly rendered bitmaps

I. Um. OK.

Unlike the Kindle […] the beagle doesn’t have a built-in battery. Instead it is powered by two AAA batteries housed along the rear of the device.

*SLAMMING INTO WALL ALERT KLAXON*

The beagle eschews many of the features the Kindle has, such as Wi-Fi and optional 3G, or a wired connection of any kind. But the lack of connectivity options are why txtr costs so little.

No connectivity. So… how do you get books on to the thing? Magic beans? Psychic powers?

every beagle requires the user to have a smartphone, whether an iPhone, Android, or Windows 8 phone. The beagle’s only connection to the outside world (or other devices) is via Bluetooth. Book management, transfer, and even setting the font size is done through the free txtr app on your smartphone. According to the company, this leaves the beagle to do what it does best: displaying words for you to read.

*SLAMMED INTO WALL ALERT KLAXON*

So, someone’s created a device that’s cheap, light and has a great screen, which could be hugely disruptive, but in order to use this cheap, light device, you need to already own an altogether hugely more expensive device. And not only do you need said device to fire over books (in bitmap form, meaning you can’t fit nearly as many on the device as you could if it accepted text documents), but you even need it to change the font size. This is mental.

Still, at least there’s not another catch, right?

The txtr beagle can be offered at such a low price because its cost will be subsidised by mobile carriers. The beagle itself won’t be sold individually; you’ll only be able to get one is by purchasing it when you sign up for a mobile phone contract on specific carriers.

*SLAMMED INTO WALL, REVERSED AND SLAMMED INTO WALL AGAIN KLAXON*

November 9, 2012. Read more in: Technology

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